Yep, that's a Nintendo GameCube he's got there.
m4d = mad
b34tdownz = beatdowns
sux0r = suck
r0x0r3d = rocked
ph34r = fear
3vil = evil
sensei = teacher

Piro speaks:
Largo doesnt understand any japanese. He is at the top of his ranting form. The seat is empty. she is not there. Ping voices her concern, but largo woudn't heed it even if he was listening to her. To him it is clear that she skipped his class. The other students, however, observe that she really didn't look well.
is it that hard to get? geeze...

Spot the typo! The second "b34tdownz" is missing its t.